I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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