Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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