nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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