Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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