Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
