How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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