fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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