we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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