is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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