apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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