You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i already hear my dad disowning me
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Panties = found
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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