Where did you get a picture of my penis
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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