With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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