I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i came on her dog
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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