Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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