...so i touched it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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