just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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