There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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