i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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