i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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