I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I wish you could order shots online.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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