My first STD was from a foam party
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just pee around me
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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