I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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