it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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