It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
well you can't waste a boner
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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