remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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