You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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