her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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