I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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