yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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