I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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