if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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