If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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