why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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