why didn't you poke me back
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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