u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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