Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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