Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm passing your future prison.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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