Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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