This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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nutella sex= disaster
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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