Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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