Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
