I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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