Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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