Don't you send me to vm
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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