the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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