This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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