She said her name was "party"
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
as a side note pls kill me
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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