why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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