Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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