just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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