I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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