East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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