i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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